Don't Say This to a Basic Chick

Don't ever say these things to a basic chick, or any chick, really.

1. "You look fine."

I DID NOT SPEND 2 HOURS GETTING READY TO LOOK "fine."

2. "Are you actually going to eat all of that?"

Nah, just gonna look at it.

3. "Is that what you're wearing?"

No, I just put this dress on for practice, see?

4. "Can we just record The Bachelor?"

So I can have it ruined on social media?? NO.

5. "Do you know how many calories are in that?"

No, and if I cared I would have looked it up.

6. "You're Crazy."

Well, if I am that's how you find out.

7. "You don't need more clothes."

Hello, I can't wear the same thing twice. Basic chicks are not practical like that.

8. "I hate chick flicks."

You hate comedy and love?! You are dead inside. Or lying.

9. "Do I have to go to this thing with you?"

You're trying to make me feel bad for making you go? That's cute. Yes, you have to.

There are a million more! Watch it!

The Basic Britt